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End Over: A Mountain Biking Story Where The Main Character Should Have Totally Bitten It

Remember those little caplets that would turnneeded. Upon arrival Mark also had a bike
into “dinosaurs” when dropped infork pressed firmly into his thigh. * * *
water? I know of a person who is sort ofAt the end of the bike ride we went down a
like that (though he didn't have the shape offinal steep section. We lost enough altitude
a dinosaur after the expansion, and I don'tgoing down this final slope that we were able
think it was just water that caused thisto zoom down it. This section was  long
transformation). His name is Mark. Beforeenough to convince us that we could totally
about the age of 15 Mark was like the littlehandle flying down it. If it were steeper, I
caplet. He was small for his age. He hadthink we would have slowed down more. But,
glasses that were about half an inch thickon this particular hill we just leaned in
and his hair always seemed to be ratherclose to our bikes and felt the air go past
disheveled and a little greasy. In theus faster and faster. Due to our speed we
middle of his teen-age years Mark remadespread out a bit, so that if someone fell
himself, apparently as a sheer act of will.there would at least be the possibility that
He became incredibly strong, capable,the person behind them could avoid hitting
cleanly, and still amazingly nice. Oncethem. Mark was the final one to come down
Mark committed to something, he refused tothe hill and we were able to watch him
betray that commitment. It was this traitflicker between the trees on his descent. He
that allowed him to change his appearance sowas going fast. Then, Mark and his bike
much. However, in Mark this trait alsocharged behind one particular tree. When he
created a level of honor found in only aappeared on the other side of the tree he
rare few.  Betrayal was not an optionwas no longer riding his bike. He was
for Mark. He stood up for what he believed.sprinting with all his might and leaning
* * * Mountain biking was an excellentforward like someone who couldn't quite keep
pastime on the ranch. There were steepup with their speed. * * * As it worked
slopes that made it hard and eventually gaveout Mark had hit a deep pothole in the path.
one a sense of accomplishment. There wereThis particular pothole was so deep that it
also forests to obscure one's totallywas able to violently and completely stop
embarrassing falls. To make things morehis fast moving front tire. However, the
exciting we would start our rides from manypothole did not stop Mark or the rest of
different places on the ranch. Due to theMark's bike. This resulted in Mark and the
size of the ranch, this meant getting placesback end of the mountain bike gracefully
on the ranch with the bikes but withoutpivoting around the axle in the middle of
riding the bikes. Such an enterprise oftenthe front tire. Mark pivoted towards the
entailed stuffing the bikes into the back ofground at the same speed he had been biking.
our 1992 ford explorer. As much as I likedWhile he was looking straight ahead at the
this car it was not quite optimal for bikeseemingly vertical earth coming at him Mark
transportation. Since there were three of uswas somehow able to do a series of extremely
we could put down only one of the backhelpful actions. Mark was able to get is feet
seats. We took off the wheels and seats ofout of the clips that held them to the
the bikes and stuffed them into the awkwardlypedals of the bike. Then he was able to get
shaped space that wrapped around the onehis feet up to the height of his armpits and
backseat. For some unfortunate reason Markover the handlebars of the bike (before
always seemed to be the one who sat in thethese same handlebars collided with the
back next to the bikes. As we bounced acrossground). From this awkward fetal position
the ranch the bikes tended to become ratherMark was able to break into a full sprint. A
rambunctious. They would honestly leap a footsprint so fast that few could have sustained
or two into the air when we went over hillsin the best of circumstances. This sprint
and come crashing down slightly after theturned out to be just fast enough to prevent
explorer itself did. It could be argued thathim from performing a painfully unexpected
this was, in large part, a result of thecartwheel. I am not a completely ignorant
driving style employed. However, right nowman. I have watched the Olympics and the
we are focusing on the funny situation in theworld cup. However, this is honestly one of
back seat, not about the driver or onthe most impressive physical acts that I
determining blame. The fact that the bikeshave ever seen. It is so impressive partly
leapt into the air and moved towards Markbecause he did it completely without
with ruthless force was regrettable.warning, and partly because it would have
However, the real kicker was that when thehurt so much if he didn't pull it off. * * *
heap of metal landed it would lock together.Mark slowed down at the bottom of the hill
One piece of twisted metal would loop overwith his bike far behind him. He stopped
the next and so forth. This locking preventedand  leaned forward, placing his hands
Mark from pushing away the attacking bikeson his knees. After looking up the hill at
and over time resulted in a continual lossthe bikes he looked at us and panted
of space to the bikes tireless invasion. By“Looks like I got back at the bike for
the time we arrived at our trail-head Markthe car ride”.Thad Guy is a writer
had about half the personal space that hefrom northern New Mexico.
stated with and about ¾ of what he



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